timey-wimey-detector-ding

timey-wimey-detector-ding:

So my grandma bought this bitchin snake cane

it sorta looks like jafar’s cane from aladdin

it even has the red eyes

bUT THAT ISN’T EVEN THE BEST PART THOUGH

IF YOU UNSCREW IT IT’S A FUCKIN SWORD

THE SWORD IS INSIDE THE CANE AND THE BLADE IS FINER THAN FROG HAIR LEMME TELL YOU

SOME LITTLE OLD LADY WITH A CANE COULD BE WALKING DOWN THE STREET THEN BOOM EVERYONE’S DEAD BC HER CANE WAS REALLY A FUCKING SWORD AND SHE’S A PSYCHOPATH

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babygoatsandfriends:

gitchygitchygoomeans:

happyperson023:

gitchygitchygoomeans:

sectumseverus19:

p0king-sm0t:

dolly-kitten:

SCRUB DUB DUB GOAT IN A TUB

How can you not reblog a soapy baby goat

Goats make me laugh because when they make goat noises their tongue goes out.

what do you guys think he is saying?

I think MEEEHHHH

I MEAN IN GOAT LANGUAGE. WHAT DOES MEEEHHHH TRANSLATE TO?

In this situation is means STOP WASHING MY BUTT!!

babygoatsandfriends:

gitchygitchygoomeans:

happyperson023:

gitchygitchygoomeans:

sectumseverus19:

p0king-sm0t:

dolly-kitten:

SCRUB DUB DUB GOAT IN A TUB

How can you not reblog a soapy baby goat

Goats make me laugh because when they make goat noises their tongue goes out.

what do you guys think he is saying?

I think MEEEHHHH

I MEAN IN GOAT LANGUAGE. WHAT DOES MEEEHHHH TRANSLATE TO?

In this situation is means STOP WASHING MY BUTT!!